Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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