A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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