Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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