I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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