I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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