We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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