did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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