I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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