Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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