I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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