I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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