i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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