I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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