i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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