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I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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