We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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