My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so explain again why im purple
no
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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