when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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