I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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