Your tits are I can't wait for
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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