Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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