You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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