Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Randomize
