All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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