I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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