these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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