I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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