I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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