I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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