I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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