I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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