In the future we'll all be gay
i barfeds in our rink
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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