my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
wow bdsm is so cute
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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