I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Randomize
