Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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