somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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