i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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