I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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