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(201): View more from New Jersey

My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?

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(319): View more from Iowa

he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"

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(712): View more from Iowa

Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi

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(248): View more from Michigan

Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs

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(940): View more from Texas

Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers

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(765): View more from Indiana

She has a lazy eye!

(317): View more from Indiana

My other option is a hardwood floor

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(973): View more from New Jersey

How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...

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This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.

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(214): View more from Texas

Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick

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(561): View more from Florida

Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.

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