Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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