I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How external is "for external use only"?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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