Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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