could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Randomize
