your thong is hanging out like whoa
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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