doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I need moral support for this bender
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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