But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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