He uses pillows to masturbate.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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