at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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