Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
