There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
